Show Pony

Here's Scarlett's latest trick. We're now thinking of signing her up to the circus. Let me talk you through it, step by step.

Step 1:
Carefully climb onto the box.


Step 2:
Gingerly rise upward.


Step 3:
Congratulate self for getting thus far with a good, hearty clap.


Step 4:
Demand attention and congratulations from Dad by putting out hand for a high 5.


Step 5:
After Dad's high 5, demand attention and congratulations from Mum by putting hand out for a high 5.


Step 6:
Repeat ad nauseum.